Inadequate Adulting

So This Is Adulting?

Turning 35 was a huge wake-up call. Aren’t I supposed to be married by now? Have a family? Have a solid group of friends? Live on my own? It seems I’m doing this adulting thing all wrong when everybody else has it all together. These are the tales of my inadequate efforts to adult like other people my age.

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